January Birthdays

 

 So much drama in January....Michelle Bachman resigned from the presidential race and went off to the Tea Dance. Sorry! We mean Tea Party. Then there was the Heidi and Seal split, and that was no surprise since Miss Heidi's face is on TV so much she gots no time to give Seal nooky, Ashton and Demi went kaput, newly crowned Diabetic Diva Paula Dean of the Food Network was caught eating a cheeseburger (shame on you Paula!) and Fluffie and Billy celebrated their birthdays, a week apart, so they could each have their own fabulous day to be the center of attention!

 

Fluffie's Birthday, her 35th to be exact (on the Mayan calendar) started off with a small dinner of Mexican food and too many Margaritas. Included were the few people left on her list that she still likes. 

Talkdiva baked a scrumptious desert of raspberry brownies, so pink, so luscious, so gay in their presentation. We also used this event to bid a fond farewell to Bernhard's hip, which was being replacied the next morning with a new fierce one, shiny, and metallic like a Rolex, guaranteed to set off those alarms at the airport, but we love keeping those TSA people on their toe shoes!

In Milford, the celebration continued with a delectable dinner at Casa de Fabarnos. 

 

This is where we first noticed that Jym was channeling Eminem following an afternoon of tequila shots with the Gays of Sullivan County, who we hear are quite the thing! 

We continued the festivities with a dance at the Tom Quick Inn, a potpourri of our very homo-liscious group, and local straight boys with low slung pants and backward hats, like The Beastie Boys meets Clay Aiken.

We have to admit that there is nothing more refreshing than walking into a bar and seeing our Miss Bridget all done up and posed for our viewing pleasure.

 She looked absolutely ravishing in a form fitting red ensemble as she sipped her whisky at the bar while exchanging the latest gossip with Juan Carlos.

So Saturday January 21st found us at Billy's Birthday party, a mostly all male revue, except for Talkdiva, Fluffie, Debbie, and the contractor's wife.

There were a bunch of new cute faces at this party, that's for sure. In addition to the Scranton Five which are now the Scranton Four, we even met a group of Log Cabin Republicans, which makes sense since Billy and Jym live in a log cabin. We are always so impressed about Billy's ability to attract new meat. Sorry! We mean meet new men.  Rumor has it that Billy invented a new free app for the IPhone called "Mantracker" which has a very sophisticated GPS that will search out gay men in a 60 mile radius.  He's even working on a very secret one called "TwinkieSearch" , that will find hot boys in the tri-state area that are under 25. This app costs $1.99 cause we all know that Twinkies come with a price tag, and isn't that true?

 Speaking of Twinkies, many thanks go out to Jeff who showed up with a special party favor named Dimitri. We especially loved the way Dimitri slid the serving knife through Billy's cake, cutting hugh chunks, cause we could tell Dimitri is so not about slivers, but likes his pieces of cake big....

Talkdiva baked Billy special cupcakes embellished with Bears wearing chaps and leather harnesses,.

These he could take a bite out of and not have to wake up next to, anytime soon.  And as far as the Ghetto Cake went, Walmart was offering up a rather plain selection, but after we took all the "toys" off the kitchen shelves, it looked like Thursday night Beerblast at Barracuda with alot of well hung horses....

As a final note, we hope that Billy got a birthday gift that no man can live without, a Gadar Gun (www.gaydargun.com) complete with a homometer dial that goes from 0(straight) to 50(bi) to 100(so gay).  This would finally eliminate all that guessing that he and Arnold do because who has the time?

Rating...

10 Strapping Stallions and one Log Cabin Republican as a Bonus!

A Happy Holiday Message From the Hags

The Glammy Awards

Two Sundays ago we had a case of the boreds

So we stopped by Splash for the Glammy Awards

Bianca Del Rio had her razor edged tongue

And we think you'll all agree that the crowd was well hung

There were trannies and drag queens and fag hags we met

 

And some sure were rode hard and then tied up wet

But everywhere you looked there were lotssa beauties

A ton of hotties
And a whole bunch of cuties....

The best blogger award went to Michael Musto
Who helped host the evening with a whole lotta  gusto

They opened with Sherry and Ephiphany
And Bianca won for Best Comedy

Lady Bunny was working some really high hair
And that gorgeous Amanda was working a pair...

Dallas Dubois was so Cirque de Soleil
As she hung from a ribbon we'd just like to say
Peppermint's Pyrotechnics just made our day
And didn't end up like a peppermint flambe

The barboys at Splash
Always quench our thirst
With those bulging muscles
They don't need a shirt  (or pants for that matter)
"Mimi I'm First"
Had won in the past
Was she destined this year
To be "Mimi I'm Last"
We probably missed her amid all those drag queens
Who came out in full force to see and be seen

There were drag queens with silicone

And drag queens that were hairy

And some of them so fierce
They were kinda scary

And without a producer
Just where would we be
So we'd like to give a shout out
To Cherry Jubilee!