Jym's Wild and Crazy Birthday

So as the end of September came upon us, as fall loomed around the corner, as many a bear prepared for hibrination or at least last call at The Hangar, we found ourselves deep in the woods of upstate NY to celebrate Jyms BIG BIRTHDAY.

No longer a Twinkie, way past a Ho Ho, but suddenly now a crisp apple turnover, a little flakey, a little crusty around the edges, but inside sweet as sugar, n'est pas? So along with a large group of fags, a handful of hags, and a dash of other people that we haven't yet stereotyped but don't worry we will, we came to wish Jym the happiest of birthdays.

We want to stop right here to tell you that Billy's sauce was just incredible, and that Fabulous Fabio's Fifty cake was dazzling, complete with a "My Little Pony" on top cause we all know Jym likes that cowboy stuff but how did that rumor get started that the pony was gay? 

Fluffie's prince turned into a tranny frog....

And who needs Lindsay Lohan who would have totally been there if she didn't go back to jail, when we had instead the one and only "SCRANTON FIVE" hotter than hot, who we heard put on a live performance later in the evening sans costumes,(so sorry we missed it).

The Scranton Five

But who needs clothes when you look like the "Scranton Five"?  And we are so sure that Jymbo got lotsa gay gifts, oh you know, the usual, handcuffs, edible underware, glowsticks, (we wondered if the "SCRANTON FIVE" used glowsticks in their performance as well). 

Discovered the Scranton Five

We took a moment out to honor Arnold and Fabio with a celebratory ghetto cake in honor of their anniversary, with 2 dueling action figures on top of the cake which looked nothing like them but was all we could find in the limited baked goods section of the local Walmart....

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY JYMBO and remember 50 is the new 49!!!!!!!

Rating: 10 pairs of leather chaps and 1 very gay pony.....