It was a harvest moon in Milford P.A. Talk Diva, just returned from drinking far too much at Octoberfest in Munich was sporting a bad case of Jet Hag. Fluffie was recovering from a Snookie sighting at her gym (Crunch) where they recently shot an episode of Jersey Shore. Fluffie was further traumatized by Snookie streaks of orange self tanner left on the stairmaster.
So both hags fled to the 10th gayest town in America, Milford PA to attend the Upper Delaware Valley Gay and Lesbian Bi Sexual Trangendered fundraiser "Technical Difficulties" (is that a mouthful or what?)
Miss Geo, the star of the show was brilliant as she channeled Barbara, Judy, and our favorite, Liza, recently dried out but able to bring the audience to tears with her version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow". And besides being impressed with Miss Geo's channeling of Barbara, Judy, and Liza, we were quite surprised that she was even able to see at all after Arnold zapped her with a giant spotlight as she came out onstage.
And we'd like to add there wasn't a dry eye in the house as our own dynamo "Steady Mess" crowned the new "Queen of the Delaware" the lovely, enchanting,"Miss Behaving" (and trust us this was a tough choice cause there are so many misbehaving queens on the Delaware we've lost count)
Our new queen looked absolutely regal in her full length Narcisco Rodriques gown (not) and her Katie Holmes styled hair which was totally "misbehavin" as it fell into her mouth every time she turned her head....
And Miss Bridget was soooo the "it girl", in a full length crushed velvet purple gown. DJ Rico had the dance floor packed, as Arnold and Fabio danced their asses off (Arnold is still looking for his)
A big hug to Pattie T who has become Milford's best mover, shaker, and Drag show producer! (Don't miss our upcoming First Fridays and April 9th Drag Show) www.udglbtCenter.blogspot.com
Rating: 10 Martinis 9 Apple and 1 Very Dry with an Olive
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