The F Word at Splash

For all of us hags who are Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys, and the Bravo Channel hasn't discovered us yet, we can only hope to channel our inner hag at The F Word at Splash, where even if it was cold outside, those bartenders certainly were steamy and so was this crowd.

When it got so hot, the only way to cool down was at the Strip Off, and who better than the lovely Amanda Lepore to be the judge as these boys strutted their stuff, and we all got to vote by showing our applause,

But the competition was so...stiff...it was really hard...like trying to choose between Heidi Klum and Adriana Lima in the Victoria's Secret fashion show, ya know what we mean?

So it was no surprise to anyone that the 250 dollar prize (Yes doll they gave money away go figure) went to a boy doing that old Flashdance number of Jennifer Beals (wasn't she on the L Word?)

He completed the outfit with legwarmers a headband, and a bottle of water that he poured on his head at the end, in slow motion just like the movie.

Except instead of a leotard he was wearing a jock strap (and we don't remember Jennifer Beals wearing a jock strap, true?)

But we have to say that all of the contestants were just stunning and we especially loved the winter look the bartenders were sporting, with wool hats and scarves and and a tiny pair of briefs, could winter fashion be anymore understated?

Rating: 4 Stilettos and a Jock Strap