The Best Sea Tea Ever!!!

As The Queen of Hearts parked at Pier 40 at the end of Christopher St came into view, Fluffie knew her ship had come in as she and Bob, Margot, and Eldo waved goodbye to all those queens on shore, and the people at the nearby dog run, and off they sailed into the sunset on THE LAST SEA TEA, with a crowd that was so hot and fun this time we felt like we were on a Carnival Cruise and Kathy Lee might burst into song at any moment (or some queen that thought they were Kathy Lee...

And the infamous Robbie Leslie played his heart out and we especially liked some of those Gagesque mixes for all those pretty young things to dance to, and we will forgive Robbie for not playing "The Visitor" even though he promised Fluffie that he would.

But the fairyhagmother who watches over him said he redeemed himself for playing "MacArthur Park" which Bob requested for his birthday even though he told us that he didn't want to celebrate his birthday this year.

We are happy to report that there were no injuries this year as the boys stampeded to the all-you-can-eat buffet.

Even 4 time Emmy award winning makeup artist Eldo (www.eldorayestes.com) who bitches about everything had to say this was an exceptional crowd, and trust us compliments don't come easy from this well known makeup artist who would just love to do your........FACE!

But as always, every ship has their Queen and our favorite dame on the dance floor Rollarina, is always like a breath of fresh air, adding style and sass to whatever or whoever her magic wand touches.... And we hope her friend had a fabu time, as this was her first Sea Tea, and as we found out, (cause people like to tell us these kinds of things)

As a matter of fact, there were many Sea Tea Virgins on this boat (we mean people who never were on the Sea Tea before)and isn't this a better way to spend Sunday night than sitting home chatting on ManMate?

 So a big Hag Hug to Michael Fesco for keeping this party boat afloat....

Rating: 10 pieces of the incredible marinated chicken thighs they served at the all you can eat buffet (chicken, how appropriate.)

Jym's Wild and Crazy Birthday

So as the end of September came upon us, as fall loomed around the corner, as many a bear prepared for hibrination or at least last call at The Hangar, we found ourselves deep in the woods of upstate NY to celebrate Jyms BIG BIRTHDAY.

No longer a Twinkie, way past a Ho Ho, but suddenly now a crisp apple turnover, a little flakey, a little crusty around the edges, but inside sweet as sugar, n'est pas? So along with a large group of fags, a handful of hags, and a dash of other people that we haven't yet stereotyped but don't worry we will, we came to wish Jym the happiest of birthdays.

We want to stop right here to tell you that Billy's sauce was just incredible, and that Fabulous Fabio's Fifty cake was dazzling, complete with a "My Little Pony" on top cause we all know Jym likes that cowboy stuff but how did that rumor get started that the pony was gay? 

Fluffie's prince turned into a tranny frog....

And who needs Lindsay Lohan who would have totally been there if she didn't go back to jail, when we had instead the one and only "SCRANTON FIVE" hotter than hot, who we heard put on a live performance later in the evening sans costumes,(so sorry we missed it).

The Scranton Five

But who needs clothes when you look like the "Scranton Five"?  And we are so sure that Jymbo got lotsa gay gifts, oh you know, the usual, handcuffs, edible underware, glowsticks, (we wondered if the "SCRANTON FIVE" used glowsticks in their performance as well). 

Discovered the Scranton Five

We took a moment out to honor Arnold and Fabio with a celebratory ghetto cake in honor of their anniversary, with 2 dueling action figures on top of the cake which looked nothing like them but was all we could find in the limited baked goods section of the local Walmart....

So HAPPY BIRTHDAY JYMBO and remember 50 is the new 49!!!!!!!

Rating: 10 pairs of leather chaps and 1 very gay pony.....