Richard Granger's Halloween Party NYC

Sunday October 31 found Talk Diva and Fluffie still recovering from Discuise the Limit party in Milford, but these hags will use any excuse to slap on a wig, lashes, and another costume.


So off they went to the village where no hag in their right mind (and no hag left behind) is going to let the parade pass them by.  

Part of being at the annual Greenwich Village Halloween parade is to celebrate in high style and we do mean high, at Richard Granger's Halloween party, the debonair designer, actor, and alot of other careers that we are sure he must have had but hasn't told us yet....

We just love watching the whole show from his second floor terrace and what we love even more is the show that goes on in his apartment, with some fabulous costumes and conversation, like Charles who was channeling Cher. We couldn't help but notice in that one piece lace bodysuit he could pass for Cher's body double in the soon to be released "Burlesque"coming soon to a theatre near you, 

and so much was his Cher realness, we were sure that if daughter Chastity, sorry, son Chas were to show up, he'd be calling Charles "momma".... 

"Lucy In Black And White" was just fierce, the ultimate photo op, like she stepped out of an old TV, right into Richard's living room. 

Even if there was no Desi, there was Eddie Munster, a gorgeous unicorn, 2 of the tallest men we've ever seen, at 6'7 and 6'8, one in a Toga, and one looking just like Jimi Hendrix.

The sweetest Westie Lizzie, who is usually the only canine star, had a little competition this year with a maltese named Joey who changed outfits 4 times during the party, because he obviously couldn't make up his mind which costume to wear.

The gorgeous Carol Lawrence of original West Side Story fame, looked positively elegant.

One of the more curious guests was the guy who painted the apartment who was a dead ringer for Willem Dafoe especially after a couple of cocktails.

But it was our masked marauder, Geza who helped bring it all together, so a big hag hug to our host Richard and to Geza who we are so sure when the night was over, crawled into his coffin in his long black cape, pulled the lid shut and said nitey night.

Rating: 10 Glasses of Vita-meta-vegimen

Arnold and Fabios Halloween Party:: Trick or Porn

Benvenuti!

Halloween Candy Stripers

"Disguise the Limit" at Casa de Fabarnos.

Vamparilla (Talkdiva) & A Fluffie Angel Food Cake 

It was the place to be in Milford PA and we are talkin' some serious costuming. From scantily clad vixens to 80's porn stars. This Halloween ran the gamut from the dressed and undressed to your wildest fantasy (or nightmare) as was the case with "Period Dorothy".

Kansas's Finest

Yes that Dorothy and not from the Elizabethan Period, or the Baroque Period oh no, ours was a cross between Frida Kalo and Pippi Longstocking, ( you can see it can't you?) She was a living tribute to those ineffective light Maxipads, and so horrified was poor Toto that we heard he was home hiding under the bed (which is where Dorothy's partner wanted to be, we're sure.) But Period Dorothy won everyone's heart with her little wicker basket full of skin cream, dental floss, candy and packets of Gulden's Mustard from the local diner. 

Onda Fence & A Beauty

Our hosts Arnold and Fabio were definitely "on the fence" (not unusual for Arnold) in creations of wire fencing and tulle, so butch yet so femme, looking like an art installation at the Met or a drag queen caught in a Have A Heart trap.

Fabulous Fabio Making Magic in the Kitchen

Of our 3 hotties, Katrina, Andrew,and Jymbo right out of "Boogie Nights", we noticed that Jym was holding a very large tool (no not that one) a screwdriver, making everyone's handyman fantasy come true.... 

Roy Rogers, Dale Evans and Trigger showed up.That Dale Evans is such a versatile gal. With her baby blonde coif and double D tatas, she was last seen as Miss Behavin Queen of the Delaware.

Happy trails!

Not to be outdone, was a pregnant nun (that rhymes!), a Sandinista who was often hanging out with a one eyed ragdoll, assorted ghouls, a flapper, 2 mushroom heads (every party needs some fun-ghis!)

A Nun and A Guerilla Walk into a Bar

Eye See You!

Fungus Among Us

Roaring 20's or Just Rip Roaring..? Nevermind...

A veiled Italian relative who was dressed in black, like she was coming from a funeral. We loved when she lifted her veil to reveal her lipstick was smeared after 3 cocktails.

Beware: She Mates and She Kills

It was a fabulous array of fabulous costumes by all of the guests except for Roland who thought he could get away with a straw hat and sunglasses.....

And it was "love at first bite" with Talk Diva's devilish cupcakes and Halloween cookies, and Fabios festive cake, and a banquet of specialities as creative as the characters who brought them.

Rating:   10 screwdrivers and 1 bonus pregnant nun

DRAG (HAGS) on the Delqware

It was a harvest moon in Milford P.A. Talk Diva, just returned from drinking far too much at Octoberfest in Munich was sporting a bad case of Jet Hag.  Fluffie was recovering from a Snookie sighting at her gym (Crunch) where they recently shot an episode of Jersey Shore. Fluffie was further traumatized by Snookie streaks of orange self tanner left on the stairmaster.  

So both hags fled to the 10th gayest town in America, Milford PA to attend the Upper Delaware Valley Gay and Lesbian Bi Sexual Trangendered fundraiser "Technical Difficulties" (is that a mouthful or what?)   

Miss Geo, the star of the show was brilliant as she channeled Barbara, Judy, and our favorite, Liza, recently dried out but able to bring the audience to tears with her version of "Somewhere Over The Rainbow".  And besides being impressed with Miss Geo's channeling of Barbara, Judy, and Liza, we were quite surprised that she was even able to see at all after Arnold zapped her with a giant spotlight as she came out onstage.

And we'd like to add there wasn't a dry eye in the house as our own dynamo "Steady Mess" crowned the new "Queen of the Delaware" the lovely, enchanting,"Miss Behaving" (and trust us this was a tough choice cause there are so many misbehaving queens on the Delaware we've lost count) 

Our new queen looked absolutely regal in her full length Narcisco Rodriques gown (not) and her Katie Holmes styled hair which was totally "misbehavin" as it fell into her mouth every time she turned her head.... 

And Miss Bridget was soooo the "it girl", in a full length crushed velvet purple gown.  DJ Rico had the dance floor packed, as Arnold and Fabio danced their asses off (Arnold is still looking for his) 

A big hug to Pattie T who has become Milford's best mover, shaker, and Drag show producer! (Don't miss our upcoming First Fridays and April 9th Drag Show) www.udglbtCenter.blogspot.com

Rating: 10 Martinis 9 Apple and 1 Very Dry with an Olive