The Griffen NYC

We've been hearing about Sunday nights at The Griffen for months now. So fab, such pretty boys, such great energy.

But ya know we hags do avoid The Meat Packing district, longing for the days of trannies and hookers, now replaced by styleless thangs, teetering along the cobblestones of Gansevoorte, in Louboutins and spandex dresses from Forever 21...

Are we bitter? You Bet!

Were we wrong? Yes indeedy! Because Rollarina had told us this was THE GAY PARTY, and when she says it's stellar, bitch we run!!!!

Unfortunately we didn't run fast enough, cause had we gotten there at 7 pm like everyone else for the open bar, we wouldn't have had to spend $15.00 on Grey Goose on the rocks. This goose wasn't grey, it was golden! And we did that twice! Next time we'll just buy a bottle of Grey Goose at the discount liquor store on 14th Street and drink it on the L train....

But the party, thrown by Brian Rafferty and Shawn Mazur of Rafferty/Mazur Productions, was actually a fundraiser for the Anti Violence Project after an attack on a gay friend in the West Village. 

The theme, "when one of us is attacked we are all attacked" was reinforced throughout the evening with majorly talented makeup artists painting black eyes and bruises for a 5 or 10 dollar donation, leaving many hotties lookin like they just left the Black Party and it's 2 in the afternoon....

But best of all, the tall gorgeous figures teetering in their Louboutins and spandex were men! 

And the look of the evening was the black eye mask, very very Black Swan, we know Natalie would agree.

The most Hagsensational of all the masked men was the luscious Sebastian, all about style, with a stunning silver necklace that Lindsay Lohan would have ripped right off of his delectable neck!

With the great dance remixes by DJ Vito Fun, and yes he was "fun" (assuming that is not his real name, which is probably something long like Funicelli) this was the best gay dance party we've been to in a long time! (Although the hags were on hiatus in Jan thru March)

Rating: A perfect 10! (10 bottles of Grey Goose at $32.99 a bottle)