When we talk about the "Ladies of the 80's" show in Milford PA to benefit our GLBT, we have to say they were not quite "ladies" in the biblical sense if you know what we mean...
And as they thrusted, grinded, and shimmied, across the stage, we saw the wonderful talents of Miss Geo, surely the never talked about child of Judy Garland,
separated from her sister Liza at birth, only to emerge on stage as Liza's lost sibling, fresh out of rehab, and gracing us with her presence in Milford PA! (Where many come when they're fresh out of rehab to enjoy our lovely waterfalls and trees)
And let us take a moment to bask in the light of Anita Mann, prancing around as Cyndi Lauper in "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun".
And we bet she did in her various ensembles throughout the evening that defied fashion and took it to a whole other level....
...the mezzanine in Forever 21.
We certainly had our favorite costumes, like the versatile camouflage that could be worn for hunting deer in the woods of the Poconos,
or perhaps a game of paintball along the Delaware.... Maybe this could be a whole new look for the military....
Karen Thomas is the best Annie Lenox impersonator we've ever seen,
a sleek, siren, dominatrix, cabaretesque, oh theres so many adjectives we could just go on and on..
and those gorgeous legs just flawless, not a varicose or spider vein in sight, its not fair!
One of the biggest surprises of the evening was Jym's magnificent tattoo, that he got in NYC while shopping in the plant district for flowers....
Oh those impulse purchases, you set out to buy a few begonias and 4 hours later you come back with 2 koi on your bicep.... But the tattoo was on sale and Jym could not resist the 20% off. He sure does know a good sale when he sees it!
Even though Charlie Sheen was too busy giving Life Coaching sessions to join us, our own local star, discovered by Arnold in Grand Union last July, Miss Bridget looked totally sensational, showing up an hour late cause she got her times mixed up, but radiant and svelte in her second skin spandex dress, and taking advantage of that golden opportunity to pose with Geo, Anita Mann, and Karen Thomas.
But the biggest shout out goes to Patty T, from the GLBT, the gal with the gusto, who made this fab show happen, wigs off to you girl!!!!!!!!!
Rating: 10 Pairs of torn fishnets and a bonus pair of Leggs Control Top Hose
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