Those Lazy Gay-zy Days of Summer

Nothin screams summer more than Billy and Jyms annual June barbeque, (or a drag queen with a broken nail)  a festival of food, booze, boys and some of the most fabulous hags the Delaware has to offer.

We were especially honored this year when our own Cameron, showed up in his tennis pro attire, a walking Ralph Lauren ad, fresh from a match with Venus and Serena Williams who sent their apologies but couldn't make the party,exhausted after whacking balls with Cameron,

But we were happy to say that everyone else made it, (except for Arnold and Fabio who blew us off for Gay Pride in Asbury Park) including the fabulous Scranton Five,

who were now the Scranton Four,

losing one of their members to all of those butt naked bears at Hillside where men can be men and trees can be trees and clothes are optional, which was not the case at Billy and Jyms party (at least while most of us were there.) 

Nothing makes us happier than a new pretty face, and we were  delighted to meet Katrina's new PR intern, named  "CJ" (we just love boys with initials for names, that's so hot) and we know he'll be a natural for "PR", but the newest member of the Scranton Five (Four), was absolutely pumped and adorable so we want to say "Welcome to the Neighborhood Doll"! 

 

As a matter of fact, we were so overwhelmed by his stunning looks, we forgot his name!  Oh well!  And although we never found out who gave gave Billy that flamingo bonnet he wore on his head.

It was no surprise to any of us that Billy was hung like a flamingo

 

The evening would not have been complete without one little mishap, so no one was shocked when the refrigerator shelf with all the alcohol collapsed. No harm was done thanks to Gina who ran to the rescue and grabbed a beer while she was at it.

 

We would also like to apologize for not showing up with a really rockin' ghetto cake this year, but the truth is, by the time we got to Walmart, they were totally sold out, so we bought 2 pies and slapped some cookie monster cupcakes on them.....
 
Rating: A 10 Mosquito Rating (Cause if you were sweet they were biting) and one large bonus can of OFF DEEP WOODS