A Midsummer Hag's Dream

Saturday afternoon found us poolside at Casa de Fabarnos for Arnold and Fabio's annual Midsummer Hags Dream pool party.

We regretted that Michelle Bachman couldn't join us due to the conflict with the Iowa Straw Pole (we'd love to tell both the Bachmans where to put that pole and we're sure her husband would enjoy it) but we had so many fabulous guests this year.

It was a mixed hag, we mean a mixed bag of new and familiar faces. 

Some very fun girls and of course, those hot and hunky Scranton 5 which is now down to The Scranton 4, (just to let you know there is an opening and you don't have to even be from Scranton, Wilkes Barre is fine.) 

It's always so refreshing to see their buff, tan, bodies especially in their well fitting swimsuits.

 

As a matter of fact, someone's (we're not sayin' whose) swimsuit fit him so well we were singin' that Beyonce tune "To the left, to the left", and you know what we're sayin'. 

We did wonder how his cell phone was doing after he jumped in the pool with it, which made us ask, "Is that your cell phone down there or are you just happy to see us?" The last Fluffie saw him, he was in the kitchen in his little swimsuit (to the left, to the left) shaking his cell phone in a bag of rice to get the water out. Surely a tip found in Martha Stuart Living....(maybe it wasn't his phone in the Baggie, maybe it was his....?)

 Everyone will agree it was definitely an "awe" moment when Miss Bridget and Elaina, two of Arnold's discoveries from the Grand Union discovered each other. 

We prayed that if they felt the earth move while they kissed, it wouldn't be the porch collapsing like it did 2 years ago when Talk Diva and Fluffie had to rescue the table with all the booze on it.....

 And speaking of enjoying the pool Miss Bridget was having such a gay old time,she took a leap into the pool, dress, high heels and all...

 This was after she woke up from her power nap where she was passed out on the stairs...

 Talkdiva made a most delicious peanut butter pie.

And Fabio's cake welcoming her and Dr. B back home to Milford was absolutely delectable, moist chocolate with a creamy frosting.

Dominic made some killer Ghiradelli chocolate brownies. There were so many decadent desserts, Fluffie had to admit there was no way she was putting on a bathing suit afterwards only to channel Kirstie Ally in Fat Actress....

We always love talking to Patti from the UDGBLT (yes it's a mouthful. don't even try to say it with peanut butter pie in your mouth.) 

We talked about her upcoming yearly fundraiser, WIGSTICKS. Every drag act she booked last year managed to offend someone (some people just don't get the performance art aspect of a drag queen in a cheerleader outfit burning a cross on a lawn.) Well Patti, it'll be hard to top that one, don't ya think?  But we have faith, if anyone can do it, it's you!

Rating: 10 Speedos in Extra Small