As Hurricane Irene blew into town like that long lost ex from 2 summers ago in the Fire Island Pines, (you know the one one with the credit card in a permanent state of DECLINE) she brought hugh amounts of havoc and destruction, all over Milford, leaving Billy and Jym with 4 feet of water in their basement, forcing them to cancel Jym's birthday party...
Unless they wanted to do their own version of the Continental Baths which we know Billy thought would probably be a great idea, as he pictured The Scranton Five (or these days The Scranton Four) floating in inner tubes, shirtless, in the tiniest Speedos around the basement......
But it would take alot more than a hurricane to stop this celebration, so thanks to Arnold and Fabio we threw a surprise party at Casa de Fabanos.
Even though Hurricane Irene disconnected the bridge to their house from the land, but guess what? They have a backup up bridge, because two bridges are better than one, cause ya never know, you know what we mean?
And Chas Bono said he really wanted to be there but had made a prior commitment to Dancing With The Stars, but everyone else turned out to see Jym's sixpack which Fabio immortalized on the scrumptious cake he made.....
And in a tribute to Jym, who's hobbies include koi breeding, bear encounters, and raising pet doves, Talkdiva baked him the most beautiful of Dove cookies...
...which Daniel kept poking his fingers into their wings, using it an excuse to eat another cookie (PETA has been contacted regarding the situation with Daniel and the doves and he should be careful as they could throw a bucket of paint on him at any time now).
Be afraid....be very afraid.....
Rating: 10 doves and a fullsize poster of Jyms sixpack (which could possibly be an 8 pack if you look really close.)
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