The Glammy Awards

Two Sundays ago we had a case of the boreds

So we stopped by Splash for the Glammy Awards

Bianca Del Rio had her razor edged tongue

And we think you'll all agree that the crowd was well hung

There were trannies and drag queens and fag hags we met

 

And some sure were rode hard and then tied up wet

But everywhere you looked there were lotssa beauties

A ton of hotties
And a whole bunch of cuties....

The best blogger award went to Michael Musto
Who helped host the evening with a whole lotta  gusto

They opened with Sherry and Ephiphany
And Bianca won for Best Comedy

Lady Bunny was working some really high hair
And that gorgeous Amanda was working a pair...

Dallas Dubois was so Cirque de Soleil
As she hung from a ribbon we'd just like to say
Peppermint's Pyrotechnics just made our day
And didn't end up like a peppermint flambe

The barboys at Splash
Always quench our thirst
With those bulging muscles
They don't need a shirt  (or pants for that matter)
"Mimi I'm First"
Had won in the past
Was she destined this year
To be "Mimi I'm Last"
We probably missed her amid all those drag queens
Who came out in full force to see and be seen

There were drag queens with silicone

And drag queens that were hairy

And some of them so fierce
They were kinda scary

And without a producer
Just where would we be
So we'd like to give a shout out
To Cherry Jubilee!