A competition of "wits and tits" (no we didn't make that one up Sweetie did) Sweetie was hilarious, but gone was that down-home gal in a plus size gown, replaced by a rather biting Sweetie, a pit bull rescue from a dog fighting ring in the South Bronx as she grabbed her victims in a giant jaw lock and shook them over and over, as Rita the butch psychic from New Jersey, and Jane "san", one of the birthday girls would attest to.
As a matter of fact no ethnic group was left behind and no ethnic group had a behind left, no Asians, no Blacks, no Jews, not even the Latino dishwasher from the coffee shop in Astoria, Miss Sweetie had a little somethin' to say about all of them,including the mentally challenged as the audience gasped "Mon Dieu!" did mama really go there?
With a rotating pu pu platter of sundry drag queens, we were totally entertained by Roxy Rockafella, Destiny Devine (and there ain't nothin the Hags like more than a black drag queen in a platinum wig) and the very Bette Midlerish Margot Powell who ended up winning the competition.
Margot actually beat out Destiny who gave Beyonce a run for her money with "if you like it then you should have put a ring on it". Fluffie was just thrilled with all those cd's she got in a goody bag for playing Drag Trivia. Was someone doing someone at a record company?
And the Hags would like the cast to know that after a couple of cocktails, they forgot to vote! Oh Well......
Rating: 10 pairs of Ricky's extra long false eyelashes
