With Gay marriage passing in New York State, it was perfect timing to find ourselves in the exquisite home of Cary and Kris, and as they said "I do", there wasn't a dry eye in the house on Saturday June 18th in Milford PA, at this very much anticipated commitment ceremony.
With two very handsome grooms that looked like they could have been on top of a wedding cake themselves, surrounded by family and friends, old and new.
As we watched them take their vows, rose petals came pouring down from the upstairs balcony which was probably a better idea than Jym's doves, which just keep reproducing but never get booked at any weddings because rose petals are a lot cleaner and don't fly into windows....
Anyway, we thought it was brilliant of them to register with our local Whispering Pines Nursery because there is nothing like a nice shrub to celebrate a commitment with! We just love the name Wisspering Pines, it's just so drag queen sounding like Gusty Winds, or Amber Waves, or Brooke Trout.
Fluffie was especially happy to find some very special dragon wing begonias to give them which sounded like DRAG QUEEN WING begonias.....
And a special shout out to Arnold and Fabio and Alan for helping to make the day so special:
Arnold for getting us the one and only Michael Rosselli, DJ extraordinaire, Michael known for his pulsating dance mixes at gay bars and parties.
Although when he started off playing those 50's and 60's songs that you hear at those weddings in Great Neck, LI, Patty from the LGBT was sure he had been up till three a.m. downloading a playlist from itunes after googling "Straight wedding music".
Fabio's cake was just spectacular, encased in tangerine colored roses with a peanut butter and buttercream filling.
Alan, who was photographing the wedding made a special point not to take pictures of people while they were talking with food in their mouths....
Thank you also to Billy for reminding us how we used to dance at the Paradise Garage and now we were dancing at Kris and Cary's Garage...
The tables were just resplendent with centerpieces of blue orchids accented by cans of Deep Woods Off.....
But seriously there was so much love for Cary and Kris on this day, we selfishly can't wait for all our other friends to think about "tying the knot" (or a fabulous bow, you know what we're saying)....
Nothin screams summer more than Billy and Jyms annual June barbeque, (or a drag queen with a broken nail) a festival of food, booze, boys and some of the most fabulous hags the Delaware has to offer.
We were especially honored this year when our own Cameron, showed up in his tennis pro attire, a walking Ralph Lauren ad, fresh from a match with Venus and Serena Williams who sent their apologies but couldn't make the party,exhausted after whacking balls with Cameron,
But we were happy to say that everyone else made it, (except for Arnold and Fabio who blew us off for Gay Pride in Asbury Park) including the fabulous Scranton Five,
who were now the Scranton Four,
losing one of their members to all of those butt naked bears at Hillside where men can be men and trees can be trees and clothes are optional, which was not the case at Billy and Jyms party (at least while most of us were there.)
Nothing makes us happier than a new pretty face, and we were delighted to meet Katrina's new PR intern, named "CJ" (we just love boys with initials for names, that's so hot) and we know he'll be a natural for "PR", but the newest member of the Scranton Five (Four), was absolutely pumped and adorable so we want to say "Welcome to the Neighborhood Doll"!
As a matter of fact, we were so overwhelmed by his stunning looks, we forgot his name! Oh well! And although we never found out who gave gave Billy that flamingo bonnet he wore on his head.
It was no surprise to any of us that Billy was hung like a flamingo
The evening would not have been complete without one little mishap, so no one was shocked when the refrigerator shelf with all the alcohol collapsed. No harm was done thanks to Gina who ran to the rescue and grabbed a beer while she was at it.
We would also like to apologize for not showing up with a really rockin' ghetto cake this year, but the truth is, by the time we got to Walmart, they were totally sold out, so we bought 2 pies and slapped some cookie monster cupcakes on them.....
Rating: A 10 Mosquito Rating (Cause if you were sweet they were biting) and one large bonus can of OFF DEEP WOODS
